Jokes for Men !!
jokes, laughter, laughs, men vs women, women vs men
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How many men does it take to open a beer ??
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How do you know when a women is about to say something smart ??
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me ..... "
Why do men die before their wifes ??
They want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created women.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were faithful and loving wifes......however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls finished they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst .....my wife came home with no panties! "
Thats nothing "said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck in her butt that read, "From all of us at the Fire Station.......... We'll never forget you !! "
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Nuff Said !!!!
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on 10/29/2008
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11.6
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER !!
laughter, stress, health
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We have all heard how laughter is contagious and connects us all, however; laughter also activates the chemistry of the will to live and increases our capacity to fight disease. Laughing relaxes the body and reduces problems associated with high blood pressure, strokes,arthritis, and ulcers. Some research suggests that laughter may reduce the risk of heart disease. Historically, research has shown that distressing emotions (depression, anger, and stress) are all related to heart disease.
Laughter helps:
reduces stress
lowers blood pressure
elevates your mood
boost immune system
improves brain functioning
protects the heart
connects you to others
fosters instant relaxation
makes you feel good
Laughter stimulates both sides of the brain to enhance learning. It also eases muscle tension and psychological stress, which keeps the brain alert and allows people to retain more info. And perhaps the most important of all laughter is the shortest distance between two people !!
OK, a liitle chuckle here would be nice !! HA,HA,HA !!!!!! THANKS !!
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on 6/6/2008
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11.5
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