Greg Valentino, A Moron with Big Biceps
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Greg Valentino, A Moron with Big Biceps What's do Barry Bonds and Greg Valentino all have in common? They used steroids. What's a big difference? Barry Bonds set the all time home run record by using them, while Greg Valentino simply looks like a jack ass. Valentino, featured in the picture to the right, started bodybuilding when he was only 14 years old. When he stopped growing, he had a revelation. "I'm not going to get any taller, so I might as well get wider." Fair enough, the guy developed a goal of putting on more mass than his competition. Somewhere along the path to bodybuilding success, Greg must have developed a warped sense of what a good body looks like, and he started over-juicing his biceps. His arms now measure 28 inches, and are still growing. He can also curl a crazy 300 pounds. He apparently trains very hard (I'm sure the daily dose of anabolics and HGH have nothing to do with his "success"). He actually runs a site that gives advice on how to build big biceps, but I can't recommend it because I wouldn't want to play a role in anyone else looking like him.

on 3/3/2008

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Rusty Greg actually looks normal most of the time. He heard "Bluto" was coming and downed a can of spinach. " I'm strong to the finish when i eats me spinach i Popeye the sailor man! toot toot"
Rusty on 3/6/2008

lizette11216 He looks weird! He needs to cut down on the steriods
lizette11216 on 3/5/2008

ryan Haha, thanks Jim, I'm sure almost any body could pass Valentino's, apparently his biceps blew up.
ryan on 3/5/2008 in response to JimB

JimB At least he admits he was crazy. And for what? I'm sure all the ladies here would say they find Ryan's body way nicer looking than Valentino's.
JimB on 3/5/2008

JimB Yes, this is insane. Working out should be about improving your health, not destroying it. This guy is gonna have major health issues in a few years, if he doesn't already.
JimB on 3/4/2008

ryan Holy shit, that's crazy.. Thanks for sharing the video. Not sure why this idiot thought any of this was a good idea.
ryan on 3/4/2008 in response to bevacs2

bevacs2 Sorry its was on TLC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3De6s3ZjQ Check this
bevacs2 on 3/4/2008

bevacs2 Just watch the special they had on dateline of this nut injecting steroids directly into his bicep until the right one exploded...
bevacs2 on 3/4/2008

Ron What's funnier is that, aside from his head, everything else looks normal. Why are these people no longer joining the circus?
Ron on 3/4/2008 in response to ryan

ryan Ron... Perfect analogy. Sorry the link got messed up. For some reason it includes the ")" in the link address if you don't put a space between the address and the ")"

His arms really do look like he's smugglin bread out of a bar mitzvah
ryan on 3/4/2008 in response to Ron

jillybean That looks gross!
jillybean on 3/4/2008

Ron His arms look like giant loaves of challah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challah) bread!
Ron on 3/4/2008

ryan His biceps are bigger than his head
ryan on 3/4/2008 in response to tdotross3

tdotross3 haha that pic is amazing
tdotross3 on 3/4/2008


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