I'm in Favor of an NFL Juice League
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Performance enhancing drugs are all over the media nowadays. It seems like the stars in every sport have edged out their competition by juicing. Olympic Gold Medal winner Marion Jones caught hitting the t-needle to be the fastest woman in the world. Barry Bonds shaming the home run record by beefing up on roids to shadow Hank Aaron's legend. And now, Roger Clemens... A Pitcher! Using juice just to keep his fastball competitive with the younger generation. Disgracing his name just to throw a ball a little faster.
Well if we're going to have steroids in sports, could we please at least mix the needles with a sport that will fully benefit from beefing up its players? I'm in favor of an NFL Juice League. Not that I support the use of anabolic steroids in professional sports, but if they're used anyway, let's start juicing the monsters in the NFL. I want Rodney Harrison and Joey Porter on roids. I want the average weight of an NFL player to be 300 lbs. If we're mixing anabolics with sports, we need to make the NFL monsters bigger.
How cool would it be having the monsters in the NFL become "Super Monsters" by juicing? We could beef up Plaxico Burress and even out his height and weight. He'd have to watch out for hard hitters like Brian Dawkins however, because I imagine with the newly added anabolics to his system, he'd really be able to put a hurt on un-se
I'm not ignorant to the fact that steroids definitely have found their way into the NFL (merriman), but I'm saying, imagine if all of them did it. It'd be way more worth the lack of morality to see an NFL-wide shoulder pad resizing than to see Roger Clemens (chump) throw a 90 mph fastball throughout his older years.
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on 3/6/2008
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